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Life's too short for clenched teeth; loosen up and let go of that tension! Let's face it, if laughter is the best medicine, then this sticker is the prescription for a stress-free drive.
- Printed on matte white vinyl - Weatherproof and waterproof - Suitable for outdoor use - Made in the USA - Easy crack and peel tab, Smarty Pants logo is not part of the sticker - 2" X 8" with crack and peel logo - Sticker size is 2" X 7.8" - Hand wash recommended when applied to water bottles
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
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Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper StickerSale price$ 4.00 USDRegular price
Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We believe in the power of laughter, the magic of creativity, and the joy of being just a little bit weird. We're passionate about what we do and are dedicated to delivering top-notch products with a side of smiles.
